You know what's fantastic? I'm a cynic. But you knew that. I'm the kind of person who can be indifferent to all sorts of things. You knew that too. Everything except you. And the fact that you still have that kind of hold on me, what two years after, that's awesome, that's incredible. You're a witch, a sorceress. And I'm bewitched. And I'm clearly still in love with you. Just pretend you love me. Pretend I mean something. Lie to me. C'mon.